I LOVE the Great British Sewing Bee. But not as much as I love the Great British Bakeoff. Still sniffling over Nadiiya’s win.

I blame everything on single mothers and abortion. Including the good stuff.

So I just checked out the web site and they have something called a “jardigan.” I think that says it all.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this advice is aimed at men.

Yep, that’s so true. And if anyone needs to know why, The Onion explained it perfectly a few years ago.

not for long, though

Whoa, that is just too adorable. Thank you!!

Sounds like my grandmother, but different royal family. Ah, the Christmas day Queen’s speech. So boring, yet so soothing after a big, boozy Christmas lunch.

I love you so much for this.

Yes. Darwin in action.

no

I flew to Berlin last week and when we were going through passport control in Germany, there was a guy who had forgotten his passport. In other words, he was able to get on an international flight from NYC to Europe without a passport. Even he didn’t understand how he pulled it off.

So, it’s subscription based AND she’s promoting products (presumably for pay)? Well played, Kris, well played.

A 6 carat diamond? Childs play. Get back to me when he has an 11 pound turd surgically removed from his lower intestine.

I am so doing this.

Sounds like my sister in law, who—during Christmas dinner, no less—decided she had toxic shock syndrome, insisted she be taken to the emergency room asap, and was found to be, no surprise, perfectly healthy.

Cap’n Crunch Frosted Junk is awesome.

If you sell it on Etsy I’ll buy one

This is the beginning of an unforgettable Modern Love column in the Times.

I’m disappointed in him. I would have thought he hated the Bible—I’ve heard he prefers Messiahs who are willing to fight their way out of crucifixion, not just hang there and take it.