and yet, they often speak eloquently on the subject. Go figure.

She’d be staggeringly obese, since the 44 measures the area under the boobs; the DDDDs are the cups size. Now 32 DDDDD would be more like it, but definitely cartoonish. I’m not sure she’d be able to stand up, actually....

Gwyneth Paltrow has a lot to answer for.

why can’t I star your comment more than once? Why????

Ever since Josh Duggar was outed, my morale has been sky high. So I’d say they’re doing a mighty fine job as the morale police.

Michelle Duggar must have an Olympic quality vagina.

Oh, honey. It can take a lot, lot longer.

Thank you so much for this. Ladies, when the natural childbirth people tell you your body (read vagina) doesn’t change after childbirth THEY ARE LYING.

Oh, on graubrot, naturlich, although it was so freaking good I probably would have eaten it by the spoonful (crispy bacon bits, apple, caramelized onion, a little sprinkling of salt....)

the real tragedy is when they have to go live in that 4 bedroom flat in Chelsea and “work” at an “art gallery”.

and your point is...?

schmaltz, baby. I ate that every day for lunch for 6 months and lost about 20 lbs.

You need to read The Invention of Curried Sausage by Uwe Timm. It’s an amazingly good novel with many mentions of the blessed wurst.

The misogynist hasn’t yet changed his ways?

I had no idea NAMBLA was s0 pissed about the Iran nuclear deal.

I have TN, too, and holy crap it hurts. But I’m pretty sure this is a smirk.

I don’t know why, but I think this is my favorite ever Jezzie comment. More, please.

Always: front row at NYFW.

1. There was the time I was on a long-haul flight with a friend. I was in the window seat, she was in the middle seat and random middle aged man was in aisle. They turn the lights off, everyone goes to sleep. I wake up after a couple of hours only to see random man seriously groping my sleeping, slightly drunk friend.…

same here! what’s up with not being able to star things? Have I been banned? Why? I’m so nice!