That sounds horrifying. I'd crash and burn immediately.

WC4 won't happen as long as WoW lives.

Don't know if the world needs anything else than foobar2k

Financing cars means you want something that you can't afford. Most people I know counter with "If I can afford the rates, why shouldn't I?". Well, that's just one of their bad decisions in life, I guess.

To put it in 2014 terms: "What is even going on?"

"Diz iz why u don't hav a boyfriend, hooman"

I want to high-five the designer.

A soccer player would have died.

Nothing wrong with wanting something like a 50/50 black/white ratio.

Tinder is only about looks. Get nice clothes, get photographed by a pro (or a friend who knows what he's doing), photoshop yourself some bright eyes, spotless skin and give the whole thing a warm color tone = slut magnet

He looks too gay to get a girlfriend.

"I'll hook u in the gabber, mommy"

I remember coming over to a friend's house and we started playing the original Resident Evil on his Playstation.

That awkward moment when you realize: Those 3k followers your little sister has on IG are 95% guys who hope to see her pics get more revealing over time. Out of those, 99% are older than her (and not just by a year or two).

Breaking News:

Where are "Disney's Gals with Vags"?

He had his hands free to fan himself, anyway. Steering left can be done with just a knee :)

I certainly would not want to be the driver of that thing.

Sorry but this is just natural selection.

The problem is that american cops see themselves like this: