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I’m sad that it isn’t on Switch, but I understand why. The game just looks so much better with good graphics. I believe this marks the end of MH on Nintendo consoles. After watching streams, I wouldn’t even wanna get it on Switch. I’m not buying a PS4 either, but I’ll get the PC version.

Who’s the semen demon on the far left?

Well, you’re gonna get a lot of shit for this article because you’re basically saying “Your Religion is wrong!” - and we know how people feel about that.

I just hope the switch version will at least run a stable 30fps, since that’s the version i’ll be getting. Ni no kuni looked great on ps3, so DQ on switch should perform similar

I wish I would’ve never believed that people are kind at heart and lent them sums (significantly) greater than €50. I learned it the hard way. Fast forward 15 years and I am completely cured. I still want to hit myself when I remember how much money I’ve lost to “friends”.

inb4 someone punches a yakuza by mistake and gets killed

It’s not keeping me unemployed. On the contrary: Videogames fueled my passion for programming and thus my career. But I often wish I was single so I could just play when I want and hear no nagging about being a man-child.

I did this mission 7 times.

My gf is sitting next to me as I read this article to her and the only thing she said was: “Was it the game you played before? No thanks. I’d rather go out and meet people.”

As a hefty ‘merican, he probably excelled at drinking his bosses under the table. If you followed gaijinsmash, this seems like a vital skill to get a career in japan going.

I think Sidon is ugly and frankly shark-on-head retarded.

Best one:

I haven’t read the entire text because I don’t wanna spoil myself so this may got mentioned SPOILER:

This is why it always pays off to explore “that one empty looking spot” on the map. No spot on the map feels like you wasted time going there.

DK64 is one of my all time favorites on the N64.

I was hoping for ye olde cardboard boxes like we had for Gameboy games.

Me and my gf are 28 years old. She bitches and nags about videogames all the time. “Videogames are for kids”, “Videogames are the reason kids are so dumb nowadays”, “Videogames are totally unattractive”, “Videogames are a waste of time”, “Don’t tell my friends that you play videogames”, “Why are we even together if…

I get your point, but my point is different/personal: I wouldn’t need 2TB on the Switch because I know that I usually buy between 20-30 games during a console lifetime. If every one of those games would be a digital download with 50GB (highly unlikely), I would stand at 1.5TB. I buy most games as physical media, so I…

2TB cards?