Bieber's not exactly what you can call ugly, but that slut MUST be in it for the money.

Every time I see a Pizza commercial where they stick them into the oven I have to look away.

Doesn't matter if they're ugly.

When I was a kid we had Pokemon Red & Blue, now you have Grimdark & Edgy

Too cool to give any fucks.

Some women (or humans) lack the intelligence to stop & shut up in order to de-escalate a situation.

Q: Who was the first man to practice Cross-Fit?

Did I miss something, or where does he write "I'm going to rape you." ?

$15000.00 Hardware (PC computers)

He knew that no fancy formatting would please the woman, so he just presented her with the man-facts.

The rest of the images are even funnier, but still:

Exactly. I'm 26 now and got my Car (a VW Golf II '87) on my 19th Birthday.

God damn it Hernandez, what the hell is going on in your feminist head?

The slowest laptime I got on the Ring (in Gran Turismo) was just under 10min with a stock Golf I

I wonder how many will get groped.

Nothing would've happened if she put some hair on it. But naked pussy? Can't have that in Japan!

That tree farmer must feel g-forces all the time, except when he picks up the next tree. I bet it's exhausting work even though he is basically just sittin' around.

It would be a natural reaction.

K-Kawaii..... *unzips pants and unleashes tentacle*

German here, Melonenkopf is right in this case.