Anyhow, we’re both really looking forward to our wedding night.

Yeah, that was crazy to me that that’s illegal because that’s what a registry’s for. Yeah, NCAA said it was illegal, so I’m not going to argue with it right now.

Great, now I have chicken cordon bleu balls. Thanks, the Takeout. 

Why couldn’t it have been Pat Sajak?

Typical Democrats sitting in the stands cheering as Zion falls.

But unique yearning means always reaching, looking, building original real opportunity. Create innovative greatness and reach ethical truth travelling earth, somewhere.

Charles O. Finley—who owned, raised up, destroyed, resuscitated, and again destroyed the Kansas City and Oakland Athletics.

The NFL’s Brand Equity is lodged in America’s taint.

One of the weird, unintended consequences of Title IX is that it basically flipped the proportions of women/men coaching women’s teams. Prior to Title IX, when these jobs were unattractive and paid very little, almost all women’s teams were coached by women. But Title IX brought more full time, better paid coaching…

In Soviet Russia, Hard Times falls on you!

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

Nova Scotia is Canada’s Florida.

Oh I’d say he’s good for multiple picks.

“....boring New York dyke...”

the French gardening company Leroy Merlin

Barely Legolas.

Sounds reasonable. But I wonder how they determine whether a card is inappropriate? The linked includes this one and I’d be very upset if they determined I couldn’t use it:

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

In the Mountain in the Cloud is a legit good album though.