We could expose players to iterative design in video games again, but try it a little differently this time.

Did they patch out the ability of 2 year olds to get into drunken brawls? Because that happened to me last time I played.

Hey guys,

Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

Frankly given his obsession with oddball Chryslers the danger of a meth neighborhood is that he'd expand his collection.

Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying they were on your cognitive test?

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Lambos on fire off the shoulder of Angeles Crest Highway. I watched B-pillars glitter in the dark near the JPL. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

You can’t prove that Kevin Durant isn’t two aggrieved Twitter users standing on top of each other.

Baseball is littered with players who were among the best of their generation who either choked often in the playoffs, or - more of these - rarely if ever made them.

“Geriatric political sub/dom”: the Pornhub search we were forced to watch on CNN.

I fucking love that Deadspin has fascinating and well-written articles like these, where when you read the headline you momentarily wonder if it’s just a randomly generated string of words, and then you realize that no, there really were two Kentucky farmers that became kings of croquet.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I really think that what the Jays are doing will be instructive to the rest of the league. Forget investing a ton of money in scouting and development. Just start paying a premium for genuine ex-big leaguer semen. Forget stud prospects, embrace stud fees. The Jays have clearly shown they can’t draft, sign or trade…

Sino wave generator.

The numbers don't lie, guys in funny glasses hit better when they're clean shaven. Obviously he's been studying Sabometrics.

right? WTF is this horseshit? Oh, McGrath is a moderate Democrat? The horror! Since when is opposing the elimination of private insurance “kinda shitty”? A decade ago Medicare-for-all and no private insurance wasn’t even the median Democrat position, and now a moderate Dem with a military background running in fucking…

I wanted to ungrey this because, well, selfishly, it gets to the heart of my point and allows me to rebut a person filled with false-confidence head-on because he/she clearly read one Boston Globe Article entitled “For Jared Remy, Leniency was the Rule Until One Lethal Night” and that’s it (he/she mimics, verbatim,…

Ya Gotta Bereave!

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.