"Used Cars", a 1980 film with Kurt Russell.

Ahhh the old minivan - 2 in the front, 5 in the back!

This is about the most Seattle thing ever written. Complaining about awesome stuff for the sake of complaining. Having a gripe about tailgating at Husky Stadium is the most contrarian thing ever in history.

Rhodesian Ridgebacks at D-line. Boston Terrier at gunner. Bichon Frise cheerleaders.

Been a long time Scott Kazmir's seen a nice clean W.

Fuck all of you. I'm already writing an article for Cracked about the 10 reasons I'm the worst ever.

Blatche has never made someone pay for driving the lane. So you can kinda understand his confusion.

More than one way to get a maillot jaune.

The last Daft Punk condoms were WAY BETTER.

Hell, Saints Row allows you to do that, and it's the same kind of game.

pictured: the only time in Ryan's life a Sanchez helps him out.

He may not be a good NFL head coach, but he's still got an incredible defensive mind. Putting a bunch of people between him and the bull is a great way to stop frank gore.

Especially when Jeremy make asinine comments like "Carroll Shelby was an unsuccessful race car driver."

I still like the VW Magotan, which sounds like something a 17th century sailor would have found in his biscuits...