The way you are taught to hit in hockey is to crouch down and explode upwards into the chest, so leaving your feet is something that happens on any correctly done hit. It’s only a penalty when you leave your feet and hit the head.

Is it me or has Letang really been an instigator/dirt bag this entire playoffs? There were a number of dirty plays instigated in the Rangers Pens series as well and he seemed to be the center of many of them. I didn’t really think of him as a “dirty” player or instigator, but my opinion of him is quickly changing. Am…

Fuck you for suggesting I or anyone should watch golf.

Finally below 500, much like the SAT scores of their fans.

Obligatory

Seemed to work out all right to Beric Donderian.

Bombshell? If this was foreshadowed any harder it would be a solar eclipse.

He’s the one that rode the centaur in Season 1 to the Battle of Mount Hyjal with Legolas..

Just some dude who knows nothing is all.

Jerry Jones: I live with second-guessing and disappointments,..but enough about my wife and children.

The Pacific division has been better. The rest of the west is a smouldering trash heap. Washington has been head and shoulders above the rest of the league this season, and Pittsburgh is the hottest team in the league for months now.

If this doesn’t earn you a deadspin follow then nothing will.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Lighten up Francis.

Your form is all wrong man.

Maybe because its actually a bad game?

Every Dark Souls game has an easy mode.

Everyone’s first car should be either a Ford Tempo or a Lamborghini Huracan.

Buy a Miata after they wrap their Mustang GT around a tree/telephone pole.

Mustang GT first car sounds like douchebag starter kit.