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That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

HamNo’s counterpoint: Hate yourself and continue to do burpees through your tears, as the memories of everyone taunting you in high school plays in your head forever. Don’t play music, don’t talk, don’t smile. Continue until you’re thin or you die.
Repeat as necessary.

It’s more “Here’s A Singular Anecdotal Experience I Had That Justifies Me Using It To Make Sweeping Generalizations About How It Therefore Applies Equally to Everyone Else and All Situations”

Also drugs and extra-marital affairs

Cheaper than a pet, probably.

What can you get out of using a personal trainer?

For people who rarely workout, one of the best things to learn from a trainer is technique. Lifting or performing exercises without technique will lead to injuries. Proper technique will lead to bigger gains down the road.

“Blake would never do something like this.”

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

Please clarify which one is kids and which is pets in your example.

Too true.
“Oh, you paid $600 for a dog? That’s great. I paid $50 for this one to get some shots at the shelter and it will always love me because I saved its fucking life.”

The craziest one is where the bastard almost died, and my dad gave the damn thing mouth-to-mouth (or mouth-to-beak) and brought it back to life.

You’re going to have lots of stories about that fucking turtle. It’s going to outlive us all.

Find and Replace term “Pets” with “Kids”

I agree completely.

Deep from the terrifying bowels of Mt Shitty Take; Geoffrey Redick appears.

Have you seen the goaltending in the the Preds/Sharks? Its atrocious, either of these teams will demolish those guys if the goaltending doesnt improve.

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

Bud Light to be renamed “Canada”.