Waiter, there’s a pube in my soup. Actually, it’s a lot of pubes. I’m not sure there’s actually any soup in here. Did you just bring me a bowl of pubes?! I don’t care if it’s the “house special!”

Let me guess, you’re against the hot buffet at the swingers club too?

To me, nude dining means sticking my dick in a Hot Pocket, so this is definitely a step up.

Yeah, that’s why I said there were two separate injuries being reported.

I still vote for Gear Knobs.

Judging by their past bugs, I expect this will be patched in time for Dark Souls 5, unless a fan patch comes out in 2 hours that fixes this bug, doubles the frame rate and makes the controls more responsive.

39 yr old here. Nobody ever had a crush on Murphy Brown.

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

Ford product tho

It's me?

So did they take out the back seats to make room for the emissions equipment?

Yeah man, I grew up playing the guitar, considered going to school for it even, and consider myself a pretty knowledgeable music person in general, and I don't think I've ever listened to a single Prince song. I for sure don't know the tune of any Prince songs.

Also known as "The Brown Album".

That looks like a Muppet playing hockey in his pajamas. Not a good sports logo.

You take that back! The flag was also the basis of one of the dopest sports logos of all time.

Praxtyn, son of Kayden and Jadelyn, future father to Brycelyn and Jordyn.

Shart Sandwich, the compromise Spinal Tap album that never was.

They already have that. It’s called Tinder.

that’s just regular tinder in illinois