Sub-par yogurt that supports workers? HamNo has never been so torn.
This is like if Cross Fit made fun of New York.

Also, shout out to Siggi’s! I’m sure it’s overpriced yuppie garbage but I love it.

I wonder what gave them their first clue.

Isn't a 50 thousand dollar golf called and Audi?

Here’s the thing about stuff like intellectual property in the US. From what I understand, you are, by law, obligated to protect your property even if you are actually okay with how it’s being used.

None. And I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol.

Let’s be fair. The Warriors have lost 9 regular season games this year, too.

Just pretend like it’s the mid-2000s when you weren’t a Blackhawks fan and the pain will go away.

‘Yoffs? Don't be that guy.

Thank God.

After watching literally anything else but hockey, I can’t imagine anyone watching hockey. Ever.

And Kobe isn’t missing any playoff games this year due to injury.

Meh, I’ll do it on my own, like a man. I like a challenge.

You know it brother, women always be shoppin’.

In Russia ball deflates you!

As a resident of Massachusetts, the hottest of takes concerning this subject will be delivered in that exact accent.

In New England, people just say “of”

YOU *KANNAWT* UNDAHRSTAHND THA PAINEN HAHHTHBRAEK AHWF AH FAN AHWF THA FOOTBAWHL SAWX

Damn man. Lay off the Elliot Smith for a bit. It’s time for a break.

Just came here to write the word ‘balls’.