And Toews doesn’t play QB.

Except his teams win.

Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

“Paint me like one of your Naboo girls.”

I literally remember one, “I see you.” and it was because I was watching it with my wife and in my mind I was thinking how this movie is just so not interesting in not 3-D and then the female Na’vi dies and she says “I see you” and I look over and my wife is crying and she is genuinely sad and I for the life of me…

“I just blue myself.”

That was Apocalypse Now, dumbass.

Hello. My name is Sully Avatar. Wait, shit. I mean... meow?

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

I vote to use the quote my wife said while watching it

I see what you’re saying, but I still think it’s a struggle. People engage in behaviors all the time that they know full well are self-destructive, but they can’t figure out how to stop. Take it from someone who used to weigh 296 pounds. You know, full damn well, that you shouldn’t be putting that Big Mac in your…

Whatever Happened to Johnny Fucking Football?

I realize he’s a jackass but I still feel bad for this dude, and for everyone struggling with substance abuse issues.

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

“Well now you’ve commented, so don’t let me keep you from getting back to that kitchen, now. Seriously. Step on it.”

Exactly.

I left my kitchen to comment on this thread

He is like TAB

Well, allow me to say, and fuck you too, John Kasich.

Boy, better get ready for a lot of dog assholes on social media.