Well, to be fair, I don’t blame Philly people for being oblivious to the NBA. It’s been awhile since they’ve seen professional hoops there.

I’m pretty sure NBC just simulcasted that nationally. I couldn’t hear a whole lot of what they were saying, mostly because I spent the whole time repeatedly asking God what I had done to deserve the Flyers broadcast

Que intente con Ctrl+Z

Counterpoint: waiting silently for your turn is some bourgeois white people claptrap. In many, many cultures, speaking over a person is the prime way to show that you’re engaged and listening, and waiting until the person has finished speaking is a sign you’re not paying attention. Coming from a big Jewey…

Ese hombre necesitará apoyo psicológico

Thank you very much, but I’ll pass.

Let me explain it to you in Stanley Cup Playoff overtime terms...oh wait, you’re Canadian, you wouldn’t understand that either.

“Dumb question - How long does a NFL overtime last?????”

To be fair, she’s a Jays fan. She’s probably only known baseball is a sport for what, like, 10 months?

From all the chatter I’m hearing around this place, I think the first overall pick is going to be the mahi mahi special with the spinach cream polenta.

Michael David Smith ‎

There’s so much to hate in it, exercise ball included

I hate this tweet so much

But enough about Tony Stewart.

Panda: Eats, Leaves

“the possibility of Pablo Sandoval getting in shape”

Pear is a shape.

Stick to sprots, moran.

68? There’s 154 games left to be played! Let’s see some more optimism here!

Finally, they’re covering the news WE want to read about.

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