Believe what you want. Marble race is nothing but a boy’s pursuit. If you choose to rot your brain with this flashy tripe, have at it.

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.

Every second you watch your little “marble race” could be spent reading the works of Dostoevsky and even the great Shakespeare. I won’t be joining you on this fool’s errand. Good day.

I don't think Ice House and Red Dog count as microbrews.

Bonus points for actually working it into a solid response to an actual question, and not just throwing it up here like (looks in mirror) some people do.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Dammit Kinja

After the Karma, it’s really difficult to consider anything else a true mustache:

I personally got a lot of mileage out of a halberd you find pretty early in the game. It gives you greater range than almost every melee enemy, which lets you sit back and stab people from relative safety.


Also, get the rusted iron ring by revisiting the undead asylum before you do blighttown- you’ll know what I mean…

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

I teach. My Monday is a sixteen hour day between when I leave my house and when I get back.

I will -not- be playing tomorrow. I will likely not be playing Tuesday, either, as I’ll be visiting my old man (he just had his hip replaced).

Wednesday, however, I will die. And die. And die, and die, and die.

Oh, I think you give the drunk general public way to much credit if you think they’ll make the Iliad connection on a Friday night at O’Houlihan’s.

Ron Pastrami is a sweet name, don’t be ashamed.

Bet you're fun at parties.

Don’t forget

And please oh sheperd of the lost, guide me to a better tier so i can stop trying to carry these bronze n00bs and save me from this hell

What just because she is old it means she can’t be a LOL player who is obsessed with garen? Thats Ageist.

Seriously though, kudos to Tavarish for not re-typing a press release. Thanks for being critical of something. Though maybe Jeep footing the bill for your airfare might have changed that.

Let’s get this out of the way first. I’m not much of a bandwagon rider when it comes to things that are built simply to generate hype. I haven’t attended a Transformers movie premiere since high school and I don’t give an aerated turd about the next season of Game of Thrones because I’ve never seen it, nor do I care…