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Your mom slapped another massive donger. MY MASSIVE DONGER.

Agree

More like the Nadres, am I right?

Who the fuck cares what anyone drives when they’ve lost a close friend?

It’s called adderall, and you will clean like a beast with it.

I think if I spent thousands of hours making a game, I’d code it so every NPC the illegal downloader passed flipped change at my character (even bosses), while they muttered things like “poor guy”, “here, buy yourself something to eat”, “sorry you are so hard up, don’t worry, things will probably pick up for you in…

I don’t pirate games, but this makes me want to pirate this game.

This makes sense. I was partially hoping there was a new drug out there that would allow you sweep/Swiffer faster/better so my wife would get off my case. Not my fault the cat sheds his weight in fur every 6 minutes.

How many of your friends did you report to the IRS so that you could win that bar argument? If the answer is 0, you’re not trying hard enough.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

I prefer to think of it as the novelization of a recurring tragedy.

Reds have a 1.5 game lead over the Cardinals!

In Soviet Russia, drugs take team.

This is asinine. Americans have clean drinking water, Canadians have universal healthcare. THOSE aren't "unfair advantages: too?? Quit playing God and let the kiddos play

Damn it, Raphael, you are a major symbol of the steroid era. Please stay away from baseball!

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

It is the best kind of correct.

BUY BUY BUY

That’s illegal in many places.