So the unconfirmed terrorist was sucked out his own hole, on fire, and was the only one that died? It’s kinda sick, but I find that funny. Hahah. Man that guy must’ve sucked at life

I like to decompress after takeoff just as much as anyone else, but this person went to great heights before taking the plunge.

Smartphones have been around for what ... six or seven years now? Are people ever going to learn to hold them properly when taking videos?

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

Clinton Campaign “We want to have a debate in New Hampshire, where it could only harm you, but we don’t want to have a debate in New York where it could harm me.”

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Am I the only ones who always wants these to be funny, but then clicks and realizes it's just a bunch of stupid words lumped together?

I used to do the same, back when we had snow in New England winters.

Actually it’s awful. He’s German. It’s just an incredible coincidence it happens to look like Japanese.

“and though we can assert our intentions are pure, there’s no way to prove them.”

“If there are no signs saying slow down to x mph then how do you know what to slow down to?”

Those aren’t real people.

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

The guy next to him? THE GUY NEXT TO HIM?!? How dare you insult the great John Scott!

How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?

Welcome! You must be new here. This is called irony. Also dark humor. In this case, quite dark. But still humorous, and also copacetic because the joke is at the expense of the sicko dillweed murderer.

I have much guilt for replying in this manner, but once the police put up the crime scene tape, the jig was up. He’d run through it, think he’d won and that’s that.