“Build someone a fire and they’re warm for an hour, but set someone on fire and they’re warm for the rest of their life.”

+1 wakeup cup from Tim Horton’s

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

You can see that Wideman takes a blindside shoulder to the head at the :25 mark, and then his head goes face-first into the dasher boards. He’s clearly dazed, hunched over and trying to make his way to the bench. At the last second, he realizes the linesman is skating backwards into his path to the bench, and he…

Most surprising part of the headline.

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

A chance at a puppy based on being able to score on Montreal’s goaltending? Sounds like these kids took advantage of a Priceless opportunity.

She’d better be getting three dogs....or a dog with a hat. I think either would be acceptable.

A man challenged me to a bat fight once.

Savoury items and chocolate? These will never be beat:

No need to arbitrarily start fanboy wars. This isn’t IGN.

I believe it’s quite common for glass to break when one repeatedly chucks bricks at it.

I’m happily surprised that neither combatant resorted to gunplay. Then I’m sad that such a small display of basic sense surprises me.

A round pier would be silly

Here’s an idea — don’t put a spot for people to fish in the MIDDLE of your bridge.

Your roommate hates suspension components and I hate him

100% sure this is Mary Barra’s Kinja account you guys

Halo 5's Arena multiplayer completely removed all of the Loadout/Killstreak stuff that Halo 4 had. It plays much more like classic Halo, just with newer movement abilities. And since everyone has the same abilities (unlike Reach), it’s a nice level playing ground.

The weapon balance is in a fairly good place too, I…

Alvin and the Chipmunks need to get the fuck out of there.