"I have a bad feeling about this…it's rush hour."

Elan Sel'Sabagno: "You want me to review the prequels?"
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You don't want to review the prequels."
Elan Sel'Sabagno: "Uh, I don't wanna review the prequels."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Elan Sel'Sabagno: "I wanna go home and rethink my life."

Now I'm going to have to get around to finally watching A Serbian Film. I think it will clear up a lot of my questions.

"No…no I shouldn't. That just sounds ridiculous. Maybe I should I call you Sheev? Hmmm, that's not much of an improvement. Frank. I'm just going to call you Frank."

Maybe the Jedi should take a lesson. How many people died because they broke their own rule and trained the too-old Anakin?

I dunno, maybe Star Trek? Harry Potter? The Marvel & DC universes? Every new episode in these franchises seems to be accompanied by a similar level of hype.

The first landspeeder scene was fantastic…Lucas dropped it in there like hovercars were no big deal, and it was just crazy awesome. On the other hand, that fucking podrace went on forever and ever and Anakin was just a hateable, precocious litte shit.

I got my brother's old VolksSpeeder Squareback. And I never could get the muffler on to those headers properly…you could hear me coming from a parsec away.

Yeah, but they are always right.

I think this show exists just to make me want to watch "Another Period."

"Disturbingly weird" is where this show is at its finest.

Yeah, when I said I was "sticking to" them, I was being quite literal.

Ia! Ia!

I had never heard of Jem before, but this movie sounds like the burrito I just had for lunch. It was terrible and I'm not sure that was really beef but I still ate the whole thing and I know I'm going to have to go back next week to see if the tacos are just as bad.

Lord, I hate restringing those things. Nearly poked my eye out, once.

I don't think even Glenn Danzig could save this…thing.

Dimitri was my favorite, in large part because of the outfit he wore in this clip: https://youtu.be/txkElPFoZB4

I always kind of hated Jackson, and took great delight that his nickname around the set was "Wee Willy."

I recommend porn, instead.

Gotta be mindful of the boot holster while pulling up the bootstraps, though.