The Lannisters are quite sensible about keeping their FICO scores high.

The Trump children have convinced me of the wisdom of the inheritance tax.

She's had some great moments throughout the series, but I thought this episode was her best so far.

it's like they never even heard of miracle-gro

Spicer Rising

The judges would also have accepted "hell no."

Baja Fresh is my favorite of them all.

I prefer Del Inferno, but all of their sauces are pretty good.

I watched every episode of Dexter, Under the Dome, and Sons of Anarchy, and even I couldn't make it through Prison Break S4.

And Apple's P/E is about 14, lower than every major index. Exxon Mobile is currently trading at 40x earnings.

I dunno, I'd eat it.

I'd come up with some sort of insightful response, but…meh.

It's hard to imagine him using something that doesn't have TRUMP in the name, if that's any consolation.

He bought a new Cadillac last week.

It got worse.

Andy Kaufman was an amateur, unless he's still alive and somehow behind this.

And those are her best qualities!

All praise the glory that was WINSOCK.DLL

Jiminy Glick is my favorite thing that Martin Short has ever done.

Justin was probably my favorite character; either him or Eleven.