I'm sticking to Mitchell Brothers cinemas, where just about everyone is guaranteed to shoot.

Yeah, I'm sticking with Goldflex and Kevlar.

Transubstantiation is notoriously high in trans-fats.

And you've got like a dozen personal trainers that just follow you around all day.

Why why why why why baby

I coulda sworn that was Max Perlich on keys.

Right, but the dome's calcification was going to suffocate everyone within 24 hours because the dome would no longer be porous, or so they kept claiming.

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a dome, which is what I am, let's face it.

In some cultures, it's customary to take your other dead mom's name after being freed from a dome.

It would be poetic if it wasn't so cliche.

Those really were some tunnels. One went to a different town, one went to Fight Club, and one even went to an alternate reality!

Those sentences about the amethysts don't make sense to those of us who watched the entire series, either.

Armen Weizman has a certain Paul Dinello quality. Which is a fantastic thing, of course.

I loved that Blanche's dream was to work at Triangle Shirtwaist Factory.

I am rooting for any and all acts of violence upon the residents of Chester's Mill, except Indy.

I just realized that the worst season of Dexter was still better than any season of Dome.

I am just getting to this show now and reading five year old recaps to boot.

God, yes. I was starting to think that I was the only one that noticed it.

I learned a lot from Showgirls, though.

It did make me thirsty for tea, even though I don't really like tea.