I come here for lifehacks, not politics :/

Have used this one for years (15+) and has a portable version for USB drives too!!

Have used this one for years (15+) and has a portable version for USB drives too!!

Have used this one for years (15+) and has a portable version for USB drives too!!

it has my vote too. Other features I love include its column mode (for cutting and pasting down), the excellent file compare and also the readme.txt where the dev discusses his religious epiphany!!

If you're not sure what we mean, just check out the nominations by our writers below. We'll give you a head start, and they should all be in the proper format, so you can just follow our lead.

Replace zipper with velcro.

I know this is going to border on heresy, but what about just applying a strip of masking tape to the exterior of the device, and writing "If found: 925-555-1212. REWARD!"