Scott Eastwood put in a worse performance than that CGI vault in the fifth one.

Can we all discuss how absolutely perfect that teaser trailer was and how I’m actually 100% on board with this movie now?

Re: The Shining.

This SNL skit parodying it is one of my favorite things Melissa McCarthy’s ever been in.

Fixed width font is where it’s at stop plus you always feel like you’re talking in old timey telegram speech stop

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Do you mean this creature??

Rust. If you’re wondering what happened, salted roads leading to rust. They still exist but in small, oxidized flake form.

Rust is a hell of a drug. So is beating the shit out of a poorly made car. They hit 100k and poof it was gone.

Hah, you went to a Sox game.

The Falcons don’t have a ring though

He was sacked on the fifth throw.

You could say Indians are leaving behind a pathway of sadness with their opponents.

Yeah well I’m trying to pretend that I didn’t just eat a whole sleeve of Oreos, but reality is a harsh mistress.

Twas the night before Christmas,

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

My *Perfect Strangers* fan club is very nice to everyone thank you very much.

It committed seppuku.

In a world where the free press is under attack from politicians, the public, and billionaire Silicon Valley vampires

Garrett Dixon, known to friends and teammates as “Bubba,” did not, in fact, suck donkey dicks nor wipe the shit off before practice.