frankwdoom
Frank W. Doom
frankwdoom

Some people have not a single fucking clue what is a good car from a bad one. “It’s old, junk it.”
I bought a 1987 Toyota 4Runner Turbo 4x4 from a junkyard parking lot because the owner thought it was better off as scrap metal.
The SOB has a removable top, turbo, a sweet digital cluster, original paint, straight body,

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that

Depends if you drive a 90s Explorer or not...

If you’re not picking the predetermined “good” characters who historically win matches, it is easy for your teammates to blame you for sabotaging the efforts of your team.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

You are certainly entitled to your opinions, even the wrong ones, like this one.

Drive is good. It’s got a couple bitchin’ scenes in it, Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman make good small-time criminal shit-bags, the music is good, the plot is coherent. What the hell else do you want from a movie called Drive.

Those cookies better come in loot boxes and be 99% oatmeal rasin. If they ask, though, tell them it’s a balanced variety.

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

Could we maybe get a real unit of measurement, like miles, to compare?

Dear Muggers & Carjackers: Driver and passengers have been disarmed for your convenience.

Couldn’t the shooter have been in a self defense situation?

“And there’s the signature Tiger fist-pump we haven’t seen in a long... oh... oh he’s down. Oh my.”

So Uber is not joining the nationwide protest for (a) fair minimum wage.

I’ve said this over and over again, however, I’ll repeat it. Just because you have photos of the crash site that show deceased people, doesn’t mean you should post them for the whole world to see. It is disrespectful to not only the victims but also their families. I don’t mind posting the crash site, however, please

Jag X-Type looked so cool

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Where they fail is where the Lesabre shines!

Yup. I got better fuel mileage in a loaded U-Haul towing my Viper than I ever got in the Viper.

Needs more Ho, Ha-Ha, Guard, Turn, Parry, Dodge, Spin, Ha, Thrust