That’s nice of you. I probably would have just driven her car out of my way onto the grass and then pulled through.

Agree.

Here’s another one:

On the other side of the spectrum: Reinhardt vs Reinhardt is the HAPPIEST Overwatch match up.

Just start swinging wildly non-stop while smiling like a kid. YAAAAAAAAAAY

Reinhardt fights are THE BEST.

I have small quibbles with these rankings, but they are basically correct. The main error most Pop Tart eaters make is not recognizing that, generally, non-frosted Pop Tarts are far superior to frosted Pop Tarts. All frosted Pop Tarts taste like basically the same thing—pure sugar—which is an okay thing, but something…

I may have found you some spare parts in better shape......

Yeah, let’s just merge into one lane as early as possible and leave road space unused, that way we can maximize congestion and make traffic jams much longer!

It’s probably equipped with a rear-facing camera that automatically uploads footage to a 11foot8-style website.

Its that non - nutritive cereal varnish. Works great on sleds too.

Impressive tech, heartbreaking concept.

That’s one ugly truck.

Salvage title, eh?

Keith Olbermann has Tim Wakefield’s fastball.

Probably dealing cards at a casino or got lucky with insurance after marrying that motocross racer.

Ah yes, the mono outbreak of 1993. Never forget.

Teal cars remind me of Winston cigarettes and fingerbanging Shauna Hippenstein after track practice.

Lol really dude? You honestly think there were two white, buff, blonde guys named Hawk on network TV in the late 80's early 90's. Lol, okay Brah.

Moron ATV Rider Jousts With Car, Loses Horrifically

I did not know Sam Rothstein owned Red Bull...