Job? lol that’s not how college works.

“AAAAAAAaaaaaaa...”

I think this was where the sketch started. Around the 1:00 mark she starts impersonating female celebs on talk shows;

oh yes- pet chickens can be quite emotional; mine like to snuggle and they close their eyes when we wrap them in blankets to snuggle them

BIBLE STUDY! CHEESECAKE FACTORY! TALLARICO!

Holy fuck, that video. How have I never seen this before. Like, sit down, Rebecca Black.

Stupid people annoy you.

ABC censored the word “vagina” but not the word “bitch.”

Everyone in this story needs Jesus.

What the hell did I just read?

Mmmm. Breadsticks are like gay sex.

I see what you’re saying and I laughed so loud that my dog bolted to a different room.

The Hemsworth brothers don’t have beady eyes per say... They’ve got more, like, little wee faces on normal sized heads, that’s how it looks to me from some angles at least.

Half of them look like their parents were brother and sister.

I’m not ashamed of 60%. Once I got the first five right I assumed there were no incorrect answers. When faced with the question “which of these guys is a law student and exotic dancer” I was baffled because the only right answer seemed to be “all of them”

The fact that I picked the wrong Ryan for the “accidentally tweeting a dick pic” question is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…