can anyone explain to me why the chips at Chipotle are so horrifically, disgustingly awful??? all i hear is how great and FRESH chipotle is - but they can’t even make a decent chip! the chips are always stale and soggy - both at the same time. and, you have to pay for the disgusting things! WTF?
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If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.
This was my fav response to that.
Guess he was really craving a McKnuckle Sandwich.
I’m going to start playing it when I get ready in the mornings.
That’s not enough, Girl!
WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!
“Just a little make-up, some natural looking make-up”
Sigh. Do we really need this same buttkissing comment every single week?
If you think the "Marinara Sandwich Guy" type is annoying in foodservice, imagine what it's like to have one at a bank.
My all time favorite housewives moment of any city was when Jill showed up to that island unannoncued and everyone lost it... “ALEX IS SHAKING!!” lol
I wonder if any of these divorced or soon-to-be divorced Housewives look back over their old episodes to see where it all went wrong. Because, as an outsider who watched the development between her and Hoppy, they were never a good match. NEVER. He was very family oriented and she could not get on board with that. I…
So tomorrow I’m going to an early screening of season 4 of Veep and afterwards I get to ask JLD questions and shit and I just want all of y’all to know you should be jealous af rn.
“Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love your voice.”
Show me one couple who has conceived a child through oral sex, or sex after a vasectomy, or hysterectomy, or infertile couples, or sex after menopause. Are they “unnatural” as well, Pat?
jesus fucking christ
One time I took Advil and became the Son of Sam.
This was an open Q&A. Men were more than welcome to ask questions. A lot of these topics are gender neutral as well. Skincare, for instance.