Sure, but let’s leave bleach out of it. Bleach did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment.

Sky News (UK, and Murdoch incidentally, who he’s clearly lost) played the whole thing live.

He’s Biff Tannen, if Biff was under the misconception that he was Patrick Bateman.

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

I imagine drinking with GWB would be a fucking blast. Something makes me think Laura makes one hell of a margarita. Personally, I’d like to get stoned as fuck with Obama (and I no longer smoke) because you KNOW Obama has some great White House stories to tell.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

Couldn’t get this out of my mind, especially when he went “QUIET QUIET QUIET” to the guy asking about anti-Semitism.

Anything to promote whitening.

Interesting point.

What I would give for a George W Bush presidency right now, but he’s busy.

Somebody’s lonely in the White House.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

It’s going to be the biggest crowd in the history of mankind.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

A list songwriters and producers are reluctant to give Kesha their songs because of her weight.

“Out of context” is about the same as an “alternative fact.” It’s like when you get caught doing wrong, “out of context” is the hail mary pass all scumbags fall back on.

There is no context in which shaming a woman for having Diet Coke and turkey is okay. I mean unless she is deathly allergic to Diet Coke and turkey, he can fuck right off.