We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man... I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man.

Stupid hat? Check.

My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

When I think Papa I think this guy. He’s certainly no damm hipster.

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

Love that he got tired and just set it down. Is New York City that weird that no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf?

That’s gold

Though not technically qualified, I’m going to go ahead and put my name on that list in confused solidarity.

2016 is now also the year i started cheering for flag-burning communists, what the fuck

Up next on your daily Rights Watch: Those who squat when they pee must be on a national registry.

But I thought emails

They realize that Flint and East Lansing are two completely different cities with two completely different infrastructures right?

This should do it even more. Haven’t had a picture move me this way in a long time

Anyway, if you want to donate to Flint, here’s a good place to do so.

NOCK NOCK

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again