Just guessing here, but he might be the fourth warrant re: “obstruction of justice.”

Because Jesus.

“Shit’s pitted, braj.”

You might be my favorite commentator, Varg.

He really blew his chance to talk about the owls when asked about animals.

“Sometimes you just have to suck it up and play through it.”
- Tom Brady

Cue the “Betty White did it because she is the last one standing” jokes in 3...2...1...

I’ve seen this show three times over the past (holy fuck) 6 years, and these were my takeaways:

- Each episode was a mansplaining version of his “studio talks” on Tool Time from “Home Improvement”

- He worked at a sporting good store with Hector Alizondo (spelling?), where there was more mansplaining of things, more so…

And Not-So-Young

#squadgoals

+1 Danny DeVito gif.

I’d probably confuse for the way Nazi Emmitt would say “Jews” with “juice” so I’m all for it.

Oh man... you really missed out not being higher than giraffe pussy for the Crack The Skye tour. That visualizer during “The Last Baron” was bringing tears to my eyes.  

Also never do drugs in Pontiac, MI. You’ll have a bad time.

The Puppetry of the Penis one though...

Puig Destroyer.

Even if you have a root beer with George W. Bush, hate the guy or not, you’d at least walk away with a fun nickname and maybe even a portrait.

Good boy.

I don’t see “Zyrtec-Induced Napping” on here.