Don’t watch this if you have diarrhea.

What a Dilhole.

TSA Guy: “Ok Mr. Chaffetz, please step up to the screen.”
Chaffetz: (sticks head into what I assume is technology out of Blade Runner)
TSA Guy: “Uh... We’re going to have to do that again.”
Chaffetz: “Why?”
TSA Guy: “Because according to our system, you’re Fivel Mousekewitz.”

We’ve got all sorts of things in Michigan (including maple syrup!):

- Detroit’s renaissance of hipster eateries, craft food locales and everyone else’s 20-something year old cousin in Ferndale is a “clothing entrepreneur” now because they printed up a shirt that says “Detroit (INSERT VERB HERE) Harder” on it.
- Scenic…

Did she close her points by singing “And-that’s-the-way-it-issszzzzzzz?”

You’re not down with OPP?

So Fox News is our RT, right? Since we’re now a puppet state?

I don’t have a kid but I did adopt a dog a year ago, guess that makes me a fucking expert on false flag fronts.

(Lifts leg, farts.)

CAME HERE TO POST THIS +1

BRING ON THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT JOKES.

20 years later and Patrick Roy can still eat a whole bag of dicks.

(Toxic) Shocking!

That “Clang!” really gets my dick hard.

WHEN BURNEKO IS GIVING SHIT ABOUT A DUMB ARTICLE ABOUT A GOOD DOG AND FAILS TO UTILIZE PROPER MEMES.

And I doing something wrong by not feeding my dog lettuce?

If you’re looking for a good place to stay, you should check out “Beneath The Pumpkin’s Lair.” This place has everything - Walls covered in maps, stainless steel everything, a European sex playpad in the living room...

Anyone tell these two yet?

Explains why he’s so hopping mad.

Hey you try being regular when you swallow that much gum.

I don’t know how to convert ounces to their metric.