That “Clang!” really gets my dick hard.

WHEN BURNEKO IS GIVING SHIT ABOUT A DUMB ARTICLE ABOUT A GOOD DOG AND FAILS TO UTILIZE PROPER MEMES.

And I doing something wrong by not feeding my dog lettuce?

Anyone tell these two yet?

Explains why he’s so hopping mad.

Hey you try being regular when you swallow that much gum.

I don’t know how to convert ounces to their metric.

“Make sure you sit me next to the black one so people shut up about it.”

His dad stole it from Lee Harvey Oswald.

The only thing weed makes people want to hit is the sack - Either the bed or their balls from furiously fapping.

Lolz Jethro Tull...

I agree, but gosh darn that dog is as cute as a button!

I really hope it was consensual with Meatloaf. Trump sure does have some weird turnons.

Any way you slice it, the cholesterol will get closer to their hearts.

God bless both of you.

I miss Cunnilingus Rice in the White House.

Shit I’m going to go rub one out to Discovery when I get home. What a great album to rub one out to.

It’s a fun game to play with both hands to Daft Punk’s “One More Time,” one hand for the base line and one hand for the vocals. Just keep doing that until you cum then cry about how lonely you are over some ice cream.

It’s fun.

“Oh these? Oh it’s great, they’re easy to slip on and not a lot of flash, it’s the white way, I mean, the RIGHT way to do shoes.”

It’s all so mediocre.