I live in Lansing, and I was constantly surprised at the fact there were NO Hillary billboards, lawn signs, anything outside of the occasional ad spot once we were near the election. From about April until he lost, I’d say over 90% of the lawn signs in my neighborhood were for Bernie Sanders, with the other 10% for…

HOOTY HOOO!

I really hope this show gets cancelled before Season 5.

All dressed 4 lyfe.

I’m more surprised he didn’t tuck the back of his sweater into his pants.

Oh my fuck that sand bullshit was awful.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah buddy!

-passes bong-

Higher than giraffe pussy, clearly.

-rips bong-

What does it mean when satire becomes real life?

Predictions for remaining spots:

National Intelligence - Peter Thiel
Interior - Whoever decorated Trump Tower
Agriculture - Probably some guy from Monsanto
V.A. - Based on how he’s address/treated vets? A rotten potato
U.S. Trade Rep -Some guy who worked for Bear Stearns

“Kayfabe? Isn’t that that broad who had the thick pussy lips?”

-Donald Trump

Thank you and bless you.

Dear Jezebels (Jezzies? Jezians?),

Just a SkyyyCaaaaaaaaam, hangin’ in the sky
It’s easy to blame it’s existence 
But don’t ask Derek Carr why
Just a SkyyyCaaaaaaaaam, hangin’ in the sky
Amari Cooper shit the bed
Now my fantasy team’s dead
He told me
Let the players review it
Let the players review it
Amari Cooper, you blew it

Bah, humbug.

That decanter looks like an ash catcher for a bong.

And so, on the third day of the Spring Season, White,American Jesus rose from the dead to go 1 for 4 at bat, and all was good.

The “Best Rock Album” is a weiiiiiird one, all over the board with their choices.

Zucker makes praises
Lewandowski claps alone
A major asshole