They’re planning a larger watch:

If you’ve already got an XBone, then there’s probably not going to be something that will convince you to get a PS4, unless you’re livin’ pretty and have the dough to blow. I’m on the other side of the fence, and that’s how I feel. Sure, it might be nice to play Halo again, but I’m happy with my PS4 and at least 80%…

$10 says everyone bitching and moaning about the size of the iPhone has a huge case on it.....

6. Laser light shows look more cool.

Hey there are benefits to air pollution according to State Media:

I rather like that idea, also being left on a tower or other high place to be devoured by vultures (especially if they are Cinereous vultures). But I suppose I’ll have to opt for cremation and planted with a tree seedling so I grow with the tree.

carbon will be emitted from shit of the critters :) but it’s all part of the cycle as long as you didn’t eat any fossil fuels ;)

Personally, I make it a point not to eat cemetery dirt. Just one of those things I was told not to do as a kid.

So what you’re saying is my hobby of rolling down cemetery hills in my unmentionables is not necessarily beneficial to my physical health?

“Texas-based company”

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Does pushing children off their bikes count as scaring them? Because otherwise, I don’t know how I’m supposed to have any fun at all.

"Hi, I'm Sarah McLaughlin, and I'm here to tell you how you can help a frozen lion cub in need."

But, I thought Satan put those there to confuse Christians.

Pretty much everything that hit theaters in the past two weeks was shit. Given the choice, I’d probably see the martian again before anything new until Spectre comes out.

You didn’t even mention the terrible sight lines you get from having two walls on either side of you. Fighter pilots are all about situational awareness, that’s why they have a canopy. The TIE’s are literally blind to anything that’s not directly in front of them.

If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow, would you bother trying to tell everyone?