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Okay, your argument is worth about 1.5-billion. :)

Okay, your argument is worth about 1.5-billion. :)

We should teach them that if they want to succeed, they need to work hard, be useful, be nice, and be competitive as fuck. Most successful people follow this formula. Success comes with many sacrifices, and a willingness to persevere and focus is vital. I challenge you to name an honest to god successful person who

If you are a useless dick, no one will want you around.

*per se (Sorry, bad habit of mine.)

However if you start talking about how incomes over 10 million should be taxed at 90%

+1 Trump

Nice. We both went with the “caption this photo” routine.

The other lesson I’d teach them is what goes around comes around. Even if you are a sociopath who legitimately does not care about others, human beings are collaborative animals that evolved to depend on each other. Being a dick will not get you anywhere, so if you are a dick at the core of your soul, you better at

“I don’t really like talking about my flair.”

We should teach them that if they want to succeed, they need to work hard, be useful, be nice, and be competitive as fuck.

They are not ignorant.

Kinja double posting fun ride. redacted.

Max! Look! It’s happening! It’s happening, Max! LOL.

Lebron will not win another title.

Crabs in a barrel.

“Obama Derangement Syndrome”.

First past the post. Leads to two parties formed with awkward alliances. Leads to over half of the electorate being shut out of the process.

All dogs are awesome because they are not people.

TDS is the follow up to ODS, both of which are offshoots of ADS.