That’s what I wasn’t thinking too. On top of everything else, more detention centers = more $$ for these fuckwads.

Tell us again how daddy is so compassionate again? I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns. I hope her and her entire carpet bagger family end up in orange jumpsuits.

Hey, at least we now know that someone at the DHS watched Sophie’s Choice. It’s nice to know that are not all uncultured philistines down there.

Hannah, I hope you’re working on this one.

Family values amirite

Evil.

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

in this all mess I am on Arnie side, yes side eye to me, he seems sane.

In fairness, she’s clearly traveling and USA Today is the freebie paper left at every hotel room door in America.

Once again The Onion is indistinguishable from actual news:

This is Hillary Clinton reading that article

STEM AND CITATION NEEDED!

He’s one of those “I met a black person once and was nice to them so I can’t possibly be racist” racists.

(redundant?)

lol the ironic part is that kids who are taught this stuff are going to have a much, much harder time in college classes (imagine trying to be a geology major after spending 12 years thinking the Earth was only 6000 years old), if they even make it in.

I now have a sudden need to train a classroom full of children to answer that same question with “GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL!”

On his way out, he also looked at one little girl, an African American with braided hair, and said: Oh that hair is beautiful. I love that hair, right? See, I’m totally not racist. I’m the least racist person you’d ever meet! Sit down! How dare you imply I’m racist, you lying child, he added.