Chuck Berry helped invent me as well. My parents met at one of his concerts 40 some years ago, so I probably wouldn’t have existed without him.

I don’t feel safer for this. Deporting her does nothing for our country. This is bullshit.

It helps when most of the states that have legalized recreational marijuana also happen to be states that Donald lost in the election.

Elon Musk is probably more likely to send us off.

No need to drink when you can afford cocaine.

Get this cat better tequila, stat!

Try putting clear packing tape over whatever you write on a dry erase board. I’m not sure how good that would actually look but the tape would act as a kind of laminate.

I’m so stealing this.

This comment’s so nice, you said it thrice.

“Pure derangement syndrome is in full effect.”

What, you couldn’t mention the liberal media and gay rights while you were at it?

Bikers love them some Putin too.

Voting Republican?

You need a new job, ASAP. Take that 10 or so hours a week you’re not working and start applying elsewhere. It might not happen overnight or be easy, but you might end up with a much better fit in the long run. At the very least, it doesn’t hurt to look and who knows, if you get a formal job offer you might be…

Many of the same trolls also work to sow discord and division, which would also fit nicely into a government inspired propaganda push.

Ignore this

Hey now, I’m one of the good ones.

Funny, I was going to ask you the very same thing.

If people can believe President Obama is a secret Muslim from Kenya, I can believe this. I really do.