Sounds like a setup for accidental suffocation by getting locked inside your suitcase. Happens all the time to travelers.

Don’t give up hope yet.

I think I have a photo of him being arrested

Sergey Kislyak is one of Russians top spies and top recruiters of assets/spies.

Ha! He’s finally in the position to do every racist, reactionary thing he’s ever dreamed of and you think the cotton plantation come to life named Jeff Sessions will ever willingly resign?

I can’t help having a nasty feeling in my gut that the reason he’s decided to recuse himself without any fight isn’t because he’s been backed into a corner but because there isn’t going to be any meaningful investigation to begin with.

recusing himself now, after the allegations, when he refused to recuse himself before (even though, like, his status as “former campaign surrogate” obviously hasn’t changed) says “I’m guilty but the GOP’s spine fell out of its collective butt so let’s split the diff, mmmkay?”

he doesn’t really remember the meeting

Nope. Nope. The man in charge of determining the truth blatantly lied under oath.

Resign. Resign is the word you were looking for.

And Kellyanne is that psycho PR person Michael hired from the gym who tells George-Michael he’s getting in the way of his dad’s happiness.

Except even the Bluths know it’s better to evade answering than lie by answering if possible.

It’s funny that they were patterned after the prior completely incompetent Republican administration, but still map so well to the current one.

Dude, in the fourth season (the one released much later on Netflix) there is even a plot line about a wall at the Mexican border (making fun of its absurdity).

Ivanka and Jared are Lindsay and Tobias imo.

Especially ridiculous considering they would have confirmed him even if he had said “yeah, I met with some Russian ambassadors, no big deal, don’t remember what we discussed.” Still would have been immoral and all that, but he’d be safe from perjury accusations. It’s not like the administration didn’t know the Russia…

No means yes. Up means down. I’ll discuss my tax returns on Thursday means see you, suckas!

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.