I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*

Oh, shut the fuck up, Caitlyn.

And also why the North should have liquidated the entire Southern slaveholding class, perhaps by exiling it to Brazil or Australia, instead of allowing it to hold onto its land. Land reform would have benefited whites and blacks alike.

Yes. this confused me. I thought he would avail himself of his second amendment blankie for protection when he felt threatened. Isn’t that what he suggested would fix the fear? Grab your blankie and go forth, Louie!

THIS. If I have to worry about a student bringing a gun into my classroom, then they sure as fuck should have the same concerns. Welcome to the world you’ve forced the rest of us to live in, fuckwads.

She is a true American hero. Shot in the freaking head doing her damn job, went back to do it as soon as she was able to advocate against gun violence and constantly telling the truth. Sorry these men aren’t as brave as she is!

I’m confused. I thought the reason Louie Gohmert has a major man crush on the NRA and an unhealthy love of guns is precisely for situations where he doesn’t feel safe. Because as we all know, white, male, Republican politicians in Texas are a historically persecuted and disenfranchised group.

I’m a proud Giffords voter and these cowardly Republicans can fuck right off.

public servants who don’t believe its their job to serve the public - thanks donald.

Can any of them play offensive line

“made just 8 million”

sooo.... where’s your review of Wyoming?

It seems that Iceland has jumped the fermented shark

Your second paragraph also mostly sounds like you’re describing [insert US coastal elite city here]. For me, its my city: San Francisco.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.