Or we could just legalize it (the weed not the nuclear weapons - second amendment be dammed), grow it here, tax it and not waste so much fuckin’ money trying to stop it from coming in.

Hmm... I should hide this multi- billion dollar illegal weapon of complete devastation I’m trying to smuggle in a huge smelly shell of cheap illicit drugs. How does this make sense to anyone?

One of my wife’s good friends is an IT engineer at a local military installation. Most of the civilian employees there were ardent Trumpkins. When news of the hiring freeze came in, it got very quiet there.

Fun fact! MANY enlisted military families are dependent on social programs like WIC, which the right is always trying to defund/destroy. It’s a pattern- they don’t want to pay them enough where they don’t need these types of programs, and they also don’t want to fund the programs. So military families are supposed to…

Was coming here for this. Like, *yeah*, dude. We plan ahead. That’s what a protest is, people don’t typically just spontaneously march around town at the same time together. It all involves planning. Similar to how that meeting is a PLANNED meeting. A*planned* protest is not the same thing as *paid* protesters, and…

If this election has proven anything it’s that Republicans like money, their own reflections and hurting people, in that order.

So you’re saying that he’s saying that liberals are...planning their town hall attendance? Amazing!

Out of everything above, this was what I was going to quote and rant about.

Oklahoman here, Pruitt is a piece of shit for far more than the emails. Remember, someone in his office used google to determine what drugs to use in an execution.

The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad!

Re: the hiring freeze - I thought these guys were supposed to love their armed forces? I guess that’s only when they’re out killing brown people and not when they’re just trying to live their life and juggle work, kids and everything else normal human beings have to deal with.

Amen. We should not eliminate random acts of incompetence from the game.

This is literally the same game teams played in 2:30 for decades. Tell the Red Sox to stay in the box, tell Julio Urias he does not get to throw one pitch a minute, and — make this a rule, please — tell Gary Sanchez that his green-as-turtle-shit catching ass does not need to make eight trips to the mound in a…

Can I get an amen?

Things look really bad now but I promise everyone it’ll all be over soon.

I’m going to agree, but also go with giving credit where credit is due. She objected and that’s like a bazillion times more than I expected from her in the first place.

What did you expect? She only has this job to support herself and her family.

Yes, she is a fucking piece of trash and the world would be a better place if she kept hiding in her private utopia than role-playing important public servant.

And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along.