Can someone explain what is funny about The Californians? This was painful.

Somebody tell me I'll look back on my time spent getting my master's degree one day and say, "Wow, that sure went fast." Because right now it feels very, very slow. :/

Eh, I'm not upset about Cumberbatch. He said some snotty things about white trash, and as I have white trash ancestry (I'm white trash adjacent), I was offended.

I swear to God I never did more than 15% of my humanities reading, and I did a double major in Classical Studies, at a top ten school. College is a game just like high school, and all that matters is that you figure out how to get straight As.

I was in my early 20's and seriously lacking in the judgment department. I spent the night at a friend's party drinking beer and getting high. Around 4am, I decided that I wanted to go home, and that I was sober enough to drive my car home the 3/4 of a mile to my house on residential roads. When I was at the final…

You know, you're probably right about the roommate experience I only had one bad one who surprised me with his asshole behavior after we moved in. I guess what I meant was, assuming you know the person well enough to marry the individual finding out that he only flushes when he poops isn't enough reason to jump…

I am so hoping she makes a Parks and Rec cameo. They've had so many amazing political cameos, but I think RBG would be the crown jewel.

Um if Kanye wouldn't have done this Beck's win would have been in the news cycle for 24 hours max.

I'm with you. I piss people off on Facebook when I say that I'd watch 100 episodes of Broad City to a half an episode of Girls.

At a drunken dinner one night, "Jessica saw Eric exchange glances with another woman" and then try to get her number, and "she went crazy." Meaning,she popped him in the face with her designer handbag. Witnesses say they saw Jessica "screaming at her husband, and cameras captured Eric collapsing into their chauffeured…

Right?

This is suuuuuuch a frustrating mentality. No, EL James, you don't like salacious slang. And that's okay, you can't write kink if it turns you off (I mean, in a general sense, professional erotica authors could probably argue it back and forth), just admit that you wrote the kink and porn you like to read, and it…

I think Amy Poehler would be great. Sam Bee would also be awesome. I really like Jessica Williams, but I don't think it will happen.

Ooph, I loathe holiday and three-day weekend weddings. I've mentioned this before on ITD, but I went to a NYE wedding one year where my fiancé was a groomsman. They got us all drunk and shut down the reception at 10:30 p.m., leaving all of the guests who wanted to ring in the New Year to scramble to get somewhere…

So their promise of "devotion" can't be a gift to you but yours is a gift to them? Yeah, okay.

I work at a restaurant and there are always MULTIPLE proposals on Valentine's Day. I think one year we set a record somewhere in the mid-teens, with some happening at the same time.

I don't know if it's the camera angle or what, but I'd sorta expert better for a lady Matador outfit by Givenchy. It just looks cheap and pretty ill-fitted. The boots aren't flattering, although, as always, her lack of cellulite is impressive.

Poor baby! :(

Oh, poor sweet dog. This happened to my dog on the way to have a minor surgery for something else, so we had to postpone the surgery...she was THE MOST hapless dog of all time. Miss her something fierce.

I just really wanted to post about how SUPER SERIOUSLY happy it made me that Jezebel started following me last week! I'm so glad to be out of the grey.