I agree. They should have left them at home locked in their crates.

Also that being a tomboy has nothing to do with fear of snakes. I am not a tomboy in anyway, I hate camping and sports, getting dirty, whatever tomboy cliche you can muster. But snakes I have zero problem with. I love reptiles and most creepy crawlers that are not in my house/face/ears.

I don't even want to talk to the eighteen year olds on campus, let alone fuck them. Unless fucking them would get them to shut up for a minute. That's the only situation in which I could be tempted.

As a latchkey kid, I used to watch Two Guys and a Girl everyday on Lifetime after school and RR (to my baby teen brain) was really good in it! I'll always have fond feelings for him because of that.

Ugh, men are so lame. I wanted to do the exploding fist after we kissed and Mr. was all like "This is a wedding, let's be normal for once." Pft. :)

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I feel....something. I don't know if it's mild depression or something else. I don't feel sad and I don't feel like I don't want to do anything I normally like doing, I just feel.....like everything is pointless. I guess maybe I feel a bit numb. Not sad, but not happy either. I'm just here. I feel like I'm waiting for…

When you open your eyes during an attempt at meditation, you see what is truly inside of yourself. If you see a dog's asshole, then it is because you too are a dog's asshole. But if you see the emptiness in the center from which life flows, then you have achieved enlightenment. Also, you smell like a dog's asshole,…

It was so hard to overcome my background, but luckily I had some really amazing minority teachers who took me under their wings and taught me the meaning of the word "respect."

I blame the glorification of thuggishness that pervades white culture...a level of disrespect that is too often passed down from white parents (especially white single parents) to their white children.

Bangs. Perm. 1987, before I discovered Trent Reznor.

It bothers me that a size 12 is considered plus but maybe that's my own insecurity.

My parents were very frank about things. Too frank, in my eyes - my mom said she'd allow porn, but only if she inspected it first.

Since the Beyoncebowl, I just don't care. I'm not a fan of sportsball anyway.

definitely. there's a shit-ton of products out there nowadays for curly haired folks, but i agree, most are very very expensive.

Boop! Exactly, and I disagreed with Seth Rogen about that awful Interview movie but if we are talking about genocide and extermination of ppl b/c of their faith I actually don't think he is wrong. Of course, most ppl don't think of Muslims as victims b/c most of them are not white.

We have 3 kids so we are done, but my husband said he will never, ever, ever get me pregnant again because I am so mean and miserable.

lol, me tooooo! She is extremely entertaining in her wackjobbery. I take personal offense to the cat-lady thing, though. It's her hammer-fisted shorthand for sad spinsters. Husbands and children are wonderful, I'm sure, but ain't nuthin' sad about bein' an eternally unattached woman in love with her kittens. *snaps*

I know I'm in the minority on Jezebel about this but...I don't really care. She works for a church-based organization. It's far from shocking that they would care about this and fire her for it.