OMG you too? It’s Zyrtec for me! Made my entire body blow up and break out in hives and all my hair fell out.

I’m biracial, so the white part is 95% feminist and 5% confused as to why black girls can’t just, like, be cool and accept that some white girls like to wear cornrows, and the black part is 85% feminist and 15% sick of White Feminists(tm) and all their shit.

And this, right here, is why I will be notifying my in-laws about my labour when it is over.

Sorry if this is huge! This is my emerald sparkler. Diamonds are dead.

A mass spec machine is cheap, like a used car. I wouldn’t call it advanced. But it’s cool dude was getting high.

The saddest part to me is reading a Jezebel article lambasting someone for a typo, when articles on all Gawker entities regularly go live riddled with errors (typographical, factual, you name it!) that are often never addressed regardless of how many times they are pointed out.

Have you tried the silicone ones you can smash into your earholes? They are the shit.

Yep. Apparently, she went to her hair dresser as well.

Someone start a movement to bring breast pumps to the Republican debates.

Border Guard - No one has flirted with me in 20 years....hmmm...she’s a smuggler

If you or someone you know is struggling with domestic violence, call the national domestic abuse hotline at 1-800-799-3224

Look, what you’re looking for is a lager or some form of golden ale; the kind of beer that’s relatively low alcohol and extremely drinkable.

Seriously. Good for you, but don’t humblebrag.

I was so caught up in Kinja No-Star Wars that I almost missed this.

you pick an aisle, i.e. junior knits, start at one end and quickly file through every single item until you get to the end of the line. if some old lady tries to stall your progress, pretend she isn’t there. do not let the old ladies impede your progress on looking at every single item on the rack. red rover right…

They definitely need a men’s version. (Sad bear confession: my son is a strapping, handsome man who loves babies and kids; I sort of wish a woman of means would scoop him up as a trophy/househusband)

If I had as much money as Kim K. I would really try and make sure I had a bra that fit. What the hell is happening there?!

Sadly, you never know that they won’t kiss you after until you have already gone down on them. Curse time and its linear nature!