Do you have a vagina? Because all the semen doesn’t just fall right out when you shower. It slowly leaks out of your body for a while.

THANK YOU. I was reading this like, uh, there is no way he could do this without a wife picking up a ton of the slack. I mean, where is the time in the am where he’s waking up the kids, getting them ready for school, packing lunches, etc.? While he’s exercising for 3 hours? That seems almost staggeringly selfish to…

Or you could relax, ffs, and understand that you’re not CHAINING YOUR SOUL TO HIS. It’s a relationship. Maybe even a marriage. It’s not graven in stone.

While I agree that there are certainly worse things I can’t say that I agree that this is victimless. The person who interrupted the couple could have been a child or someone for whom this could be triggering. Also, having been in the library profession for a good while and encountered a goodly number of similar…

These people who talk about holding an aspirin between knees are ridiculous - it’s as if there is nothing but missionary. Guess what ignoramuses, you can do it from behind and those legs have never been tighter!

Insurance companies are truly the devil. There has got to be a better damn way.

i like roses but i love lilacs. when our lilacs bloom i will just stand there and stick my face in and look like a cray person

Side profile! I found a photo of me side profile (and I thought it is one of my “better” photos, I look pretty cute in it) and it said 47! Maybe the program’s side points are set up funny, making it age us out?

I think the lowest age the program is set up to recognize is 2 years old.

I literally cannot stop. It’s like a disease.

You know quite well there’s nothing “puzzling” about the move. She wants to appeal to the current issues and the current political climate. If you want politicians to continue to do so, you should offer them praise when they take the stances we’ve been asking them to take, not immediately go on righteous rants about…

At the risk of sounding like a Clinton defender, weren’t a lot of people on board with the whole “three strikes and you’re out” policy in the mid-1990s? Everyone knows now that it’s a fucking awful policy that exacerbates inequalities in the judicial system but I seem to remember that it had bipartisan support back in…

Do you guys ever bump into another lady on the street and wonder to yourself if they’re a fellow Jezebel commenter because I do all the time. And then I think wouldn’t it be crazy if like adultsaur’s doctor IRL is yoga nerd md and neither of them knows it.

I’m sorry I had to ban you for insulting Samoas.

Rand Paul doesn’t stand for anything. He’s an opportunistic shitbag who shifts position constantly to get elected.

Yeah, pretty much exactly how I feel too, especially coming from a family where I know my mom raised us well and yet I still have a sibling who does dumb/awful shit constantly. And yes, there is less blatant hypocrisy at work here.