D.B. Pooper

It may have been the biggest crowd ever going by jeans size.

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Well, in fairness, we (the left) lost by -3MM votes.

Something something about snowflakes and liberal media bias and this is a tech blog etc, where are the gadgets, etc

Like this?

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

*argument

please forward that memo/response to journalists. It’s exactly the type of resistance that need to be reported on.

Dude, stop. Comparing Lex Luthor to Donald Trump is completely inappropriate.

I hope someone towed the driver that he was doing it wrong.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Back when Sandler was funny... what’s it been? 20, 25 years?

I will never understand why somehow it’s less of a crime to hurt someone close to you that someone random on the street. Shouldn’t the penalty for hitting someone your supposed to love and care for be more stringent that getting in a random fight?

As far as I’m concerned I should be allowed one ‘road head’ related accident per year. Now I just have get road head once a year.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!