it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

A less successful effort.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Headline 2030: Volkswagen Found to Have Been Secretly Installing Bought-Back TDI Engines in Electric Cars to Enhance Range Claims.

Was the windshield tinted black?

Mad props.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

My idiot ex-brother-in-law, for one. Not to worry, though, he’s a responsible gun owner.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Sounds like it might be time for a facebook friend purge.

Once again, I will do my best to adhere to the rules set forth by the “Steam Summer Sale Survival Service”. A summary of them includes:

You can expect a lot of people getting raises to $47,477 if they were close to the limit

That’s some Paranormal Activity shit right there.

I’ve been to Philadelphia and I’m pretty that’s a rat.