You mean mental health reform?

I hate to point out that the 2018 models are practically half-off through Amazon (and slightly cheaper still) https://www.amazon.com/TCL-65S517-65-Inch-Ultra-Smart/dp/B07987KQBN if you don’t mind a year-old-but-still-new device. I’m quite satisfied with the one I bought but it didn’t come with the actual stand (but…

I hate to point out that the 2018 models are practically half-off through Amazon (and slightly cheaper still) https:/…

Every time I see those things, it reminds me how fat I was as a kid. Children mocking other children is the best weight loss tool.

Ugh, here’s a reminder blood type is listed because it’s basically their zodiac signs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_type_personality_theory

I call it “night-time activities” with my wife.

Gave it a quick test and it has some difficulty with repetitious words, but that’s solved with variations on the word

“Can I get two scoops of frozen mayo, please?”

“Don’t work overtime unless you’re paid for it, y’all. Protect your health. Companies don’t care about you.”

I was considering a job offer at a small startup—it wouldn’t pay as much and there would be a lot of work, but I would be making a lot of decisions and impacting a lot of the future.

Huh, I didn’t know Kid Rock was still around.

Former Army—I got asked about Kaepernick at the office a while back. I had to remind everyone it’s in the god damn 1st amendment—there is no debate.

Beat me to it

“Don’t we have smoke detectors for this?”

Oh, Oddjob is cheating? I’ll just go with Moonraker female. Always forgotten but just as short.

I always thought they hold the card so you remember to grab it, sign the receipt, and god damn it leave a tip. I’ve heard rumors that left cards/unsigned receipts result in the restaurant automatically signing and giving themselves a gratuity but my gut says it’s illegal and easier to just checkout...

You’re a regular seal team 6.

NAZICE has a ring to it!

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL…

Nice.

I live my life a quarter-sphincter at a time.