Yanny in human-speak.

Wow, Kate McKinnon sure looks weird off set.

Thanks for joining us, Red!

I had to read this twice–what a shitty, unfunny, barely-there comment... Not even a joke.

Hey, that’s not fair. Someone had to make the login page too.

Future Uber app update: extra fees for a safety driver.

Totally true! Ticketmaster offered some bullshit, unredeemable-for-most-concerts tickets as part of their $385 million dollar settlement and apparently closed all new concerts for 2018. Total “who the fuck?” bands. even when it was available.

It’s exactly what you imagined. Though the xenos can get a little annoying though.

Bilbo douchebaggins?

Let’s throw in 2016 too!

Ooh! I have an answer! Take a driverless cab robot maintenance class!

+1 for being the shittiest person of the year

...expenses spiked, Bloomberg reports. The project, now called Waymo...

I honestly really enjoyed Phantom Hourglass — at a time when touch games hadn’t become really exploded yet, this struck a nice balance between using the stylus on the screen while still being able to see. With button combos, you pulled out different items (one of the shoulders used items I believe) combined with the…

Mostly like this:

Did someone say Space Olympics?

Only read “was born in the U.P.” and knew exactly what you meant. Oh, the midwest.

One autodoc for 5,000 people? I’m no doctor, but if there’s going to be injuries in a spaceship, they’re going to be in the tens if not hundreds...

More of a preference – keeps the bread slightly longer, but dries it out.