(I think someone should remind Nintendo that they’re supposed to be dead and failing. Not making me the most excited I’ve been about games in a long while.)

Water can’t tell the difference between itself and Miller Lite, so it was just trying to welcome back what it (rightfully) assumed was a long lost part of itself.

Think your prices are wrong. A wall adapter can’t cost more than $3 (wholesale) for a UL listed one. I used to design consumer electronics.

I think we found the murder weapon.

Translation: my PR team is so fired.

You mean this statement? “even though all passports seem to be black or a shade of blue, green, or red” 

We only ever got consoles/games at Christmastime. If I were 11 again and wanted a Switch, I would have to wait until December to get one. (Or as you say, go throw papers or mow lawns myself.)

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

“On Time”

I’d pay any price to be able to fly on top of this guy in the DLC.

I miss them too man. Nintendo manuals were specially amazing.