Oh and speaking of cowards, fuck Dave Portnoy too.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

So Spanfeller and his goons nuked commenting on Deadspin, and from what I’m reading, it seems like a solid chunk of the staff resigned.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

That last play where he tried to scramble out of the pocket and got blown up from behind for a fumble... Everyone saw that coming, right?

Maybe they would have been more aggressive with a better QB.

I’m going to pretty much cut and paste my rant from yesterday.

So let’s talk about how time is a flat circle:

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

Jerry Jones will convince himself that signing Brown is better than paying Amari Cooper.

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

That’s some good hustle, son, but I'm gonna pull you outta the game. Time to log off and hit the showers. 

Last time a Tiger jumped on a pile of bodies it got a 7 iron upside the head.

I used to work in a MLB locker room and I was sent out for a lot of shit at players’ behest. No drugs though. They had their agents and hangers on for that shit. Mostly, they would give me a 20 or 100 and have me pick up some take out or some garlic fries from the concourse and tell me to keep the change. I had a…

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

i mean he might have a point